So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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