So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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