p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.