I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.