out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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