where am i from again
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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