I'm gonna have a badass scar
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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