Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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