singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
wow bdsm is so cute
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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