Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Donโt drink the Bloody Mary - itโs vodka and salsa.
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