he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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