I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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