My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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