Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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