Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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