Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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