covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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