i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My nipple is on Facebook.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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