who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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