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Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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