great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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