This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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