girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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