Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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