So drunk, too bad you don't want this
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Randomize
