Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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