super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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