At least make sure they are 18
Why
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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