just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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