weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Congratulations! We have a period
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