Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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