And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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