Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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