No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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