Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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