sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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