I want to stick my p in your. b.
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yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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