no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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