I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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