It's just like the Real World with babies
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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