Pappa wants mamma naked
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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