You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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