He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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