I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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