oh god the rape fog is back!
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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