Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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