that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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