? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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