no. you can't hotbox the world.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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