He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
