The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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