i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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