How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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