lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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