i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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