She's JV to your varsity
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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