WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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