Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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